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aside from brandishing a meat cleaver occasionally, do you consider yourself a violent man?

Nope. Not to people or animals anyway.

I do, however, have a habit of smashing mechanical or electronic devices to smithereens when they malfunction often enough to annoy me.

I even made a very nice sculpture out of the bits I swept up of an old portable CD player by bolting them to a plank and framing it.

Ask me anything. Yes, anything!